I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon�
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
Randomize
