we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
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