what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
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