if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
I smell like Dick and happiness
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
Randomize
