They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
Why is your name written on my hand surrounded by hearts and a bartenders phone number?
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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