So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
I feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear.
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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