90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
Randomize
