3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
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