well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
Fucked Zombie Jesus at a Halloween party. I need Plan B before I give birth to the Antichrist.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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