Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
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