if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
I just farted a soft, gentle fart and it made me think of the eye puff glaucoma test at the eye dr. I hope that's not fart air they use for those. And yes, I'm texting you from the toilet and yes again, I'm high.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
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