Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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