Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
You ended at least 6 stories with "and that's why I don't snort coke anymore"
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
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