Whod you bang
i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
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