Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
Randomize
