Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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