i wonder why nobody wants to date me...im doing a crossword at work and asked out loud: whats a 4 letter word for 'a reason to get married?'
i was like PREG?
whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
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