Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
I just saw a dog and thought "Hey! A goat!" Then realized it was a dog. Now I'm sad.
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
All I want is dick and wine.
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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