How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
On a side note...my DUI lawyer just snapchatted me. This is the exact moment in time when I realized my like IS a joke.
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
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