I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
Randomize
