belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I have got to lose weight!! Apparently no one wants to fuck a fat chick with herpes.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
Did you really just text me at 6:35 in the morning asking where the condoms were? I moved out a year ago.
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
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