Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
I just want to make out with him forever
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
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