I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
His nipple licking is glorious
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