we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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