I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
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