I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
Things I want for my birthday 1. a Chipotle grade tortilla steamer 2. a new liver
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
Let's get the cat blown out
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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