i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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