do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
She told me I should be a condom model.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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