He is such a slut. More and more my type.
I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
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