It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
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