the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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