dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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