Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
How drunk are you?
Completed.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
Randomize
