Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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