yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
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