Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
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