Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
I'm not sure... How do you tell someone who was so smashed they couldn't remember shoving their dick into the fireplace that their mother actually witnessed the whole thing?
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
Don't you hate falling asleep on the couch with a glass of wine in your hand? It's like dreaming about peeing and then realizing you've peed the bed only stickier.
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
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