Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
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