just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
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