Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
It's not that drunk me is smarter; it's that sober me is secretly playing for the other team.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
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