What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
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