i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
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