Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
you said youd get me home safely, you dropped me off at 9:30 last night and i just woke up on my porch.
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
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