thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
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