we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
The bartender just started bringing me gin and tonic in a pint glass to save himself trips...
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
My boss asked me what was wrong today and I really wanted to tell her I woke up too late to smoke a bowl before coming in
Let me guess you did your hair instead? Has anyone told you about priorities?
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
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