U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
