It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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