I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
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