He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
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