I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
Apparently, banging my bartender ex-girlfriend = free drinks again. Not every bad decision is a wrong decision.
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
One lone grasshopper in the whataburger bathroom. Don't know how it got there. Scared the fuck out of me. Also puked over the side of the silverado fence. The horses looked disappointed. Animal magnetism is beautiful. You taught me well. I love you.
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